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Benefits of same-sex relationships

msmeowmeowpants:

- Amazing oral sex

- Making out in private places such as restrooms and dressing rooms

- Your wardrobe doubles overnight

- Amazing oral sex

- You can go to the same side of the spa together

- You look way more adorable than straight couples, especially if you have a kid

The list is longer than this I know, but this is all I can think of right now.

"Your wardrobe doubles overnight"

Gay can confirm.

SS Marie Antoinette. Out of control repair Droids, cannibalizing human beings. I know this is familiar, but I just can’t seem to place it. Sister Ship of the Madame De Pompadour. Nope, not getting it.

avengah:

Get to know me meme → [4/5] current celebrity crushes → Chris Pratt

Just be yourself and forget all of the stuff you read in ‘GQ’ magazine.

"I’m wearing a human whose name used to be Chris Pratt."

That’s gold, Jerry.

"I don’t need feminism because this face gets me whatever I want."

"I don’t need feminism because this face gets me whatever I want."

"if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands"
(via unteens)

Sherlock Holmes; Consulting Detective

Sherlock Holmes; Consulting Detective

List of things that came out on Valentine’s Day: TLOU Left Behind, House of Cards, Ellen Page, Ellie, Frank Underwood…

youngbloodcaster:

onesilentcall:

sammybitchfacewinchester:

reading-rainbow:

THIS AIN’T A SCENE, IT’S A

GAH

DEH

ARH

REH

WE’RE GOING DOWN DOWN INANULLIARAN

AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGIN’

I’LL BE YANUMBAWAH WITHABULLIN

ALLUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITENBOOLIT

DANCE DANCE, WEFALLEENAPAH DOO HURRDAH

DANCE DANCE, ANEEZADA LIES YOU LUVDALEEB

This has made me realize 90% of old Fall Ouut Boy songs wouldn’t need to be changed into Simlish for a Sims game.